mafsiat ka practical

Nafsiat ka practical:
Professor ne 1 larke k lye 1 taraf cake aur 1 taraf larko rakhi.
Larka foran cake ki taraf lapka.Yoon baar baar food items change kerne per larka her baar khaney ki taraf bhaga
PROFESSOR: Bus sabit hua ke bhook hi sab se barri taqat hai.
Last row se aik student bola
STUDENT: Sir g! ek baar larki bhi badal ke dekh lain. Ye iski behan hai :D :P

LOL!!

THE INTELLIGENT BEGGAR

once there was a beggar who found 100 rupees on the road. He became very happy and went to the restaurant. He ate the food of rupees 4000. At the time of bill he didn't had that much money. The hotel manager called the police to arrest the beggar. Beggar gave the 100 rupees to the police and was discharged  
This is called 
FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT WITHOUT "MBA"